Rated Facts
Fact:  This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course). That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about 'normal' tricks. "Well," they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called out to the dog, and then clearl y pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |

Random 10 Facts
Fact:  Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
Fact:  A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'
Rating: 
Tools:  | Rate It | Report Abuse | Reviews |
 
Menu

Home
Add New
Newest
Top Rated
Browse
Contacts
Privacy

Advertisements
© 2010 Kegh.com | Partners: Hotappz.com - Downzine.com